The latest article on Cracked focuses on some of the most mammarily insane patents ever filed.
Leashing women to the sink for their own good.
This one isn’t just hilarious, it’s going to be meta-hilarious because they put “Sexism” in my title specifically to bring out the best in internet commenters. Who’ll explain how I’m a total hypocrite for both caring about equality AND noticing that breasts exist, and that people have thought about them.
i am completely confused as to why someone thought boobs needed special apparatus to be washed, not to mention insanely complicated scary apparatus.
also, the boob enhancement table is not entirely unlike something i dreamed up during my 10 year old’s imaginative, hours long, submissive fantasy solo-play.
